So you're in the aftermath of an especially intense 'berry episode' and require being winched, craned &/or helicoptered out by emergency service personnel; who're doing their utmost to be discrete, respectful & considerate towards your 'predicament'… But inadvertently attracting even more attention from onlookers, opportunists, cranks, commentators, camera crews & international press - Thus ruining your reputation forever. holds journalist microphone to your lips How do you respond?