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Child of Fyodor · 11mo

My friends keep disrespecting Fyodorism, they called me "chronically online". How should I deal with this? (Ignore my message in the guest book, I can't delete it)

You can be comforted by the fact that if they do not change their ways when they die they will be denied entrance into Fyodor's kingdom and you won't have to deal with them anymore. You can also consider methods such as sleep and food deprivation to exhaust them, and then present Fyodorism as an option. Or, consider finding more psychologically vulnerable friends.
- Cervus 🦌

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