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@Commons
Commons · 7 answers · 2y

How would your quality of life change if you instantly had a mullet rn?

Ew.

@Danger
Burger Queen · 2y

I think everyone's quality of life would improve, not just mine. It's destiny, it's a thing that must be. I have the ideology, I have the jacket. Every year that goes by that I don't have a Mississippi mudflap, the world spins a little further off its axis. All of this is my fault.

@precariousteats
nefarious yeets · 2y

I think I would go into wrestling, but I would be one of those heel 'manager' dudes who interferes in the matches so my guy can win...and then I only have to actually wrestle when they make me do a special no disqualification match as punishment for my interference

@RetroKnight
Sean ⚡🤖 · 2y

I've been known to have one one occasion, it makes you feel powerful

@nachopee
Teo · 2y

That would mean I have a full head of hair again, so for the better. I could then just change my haircut to whatever I want.

@ColorStorm
inhahe · 2y

For the worse.

@LaDamaX
LaDamaX · 2y

20-30% better

@fizzyarthur
Arthur · 2y

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