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@Commons
Commons · 6 answers · 2y

What's the last thing you fumbled?

I tried to put my hair behind my ear, and I scratched the side of my face with my finger nails like it was my first time in a human body

@precariousteats
nefarious yeets · 2y

Nothings

@Danger
Burger Queen · 2y

Long story, but i was at the strip club and the dancer asked me what my name was. I told him but ofc it's loud so he was like "OH LIKE THE VEGETABLE?" Mf thought my name was POTATO. Guess I should speak up/enunciate

@nachopee
Teo · 2y

Hm how do I explain. I told myself - be direct. be direct. be direct. - and then was a little evasive.

@filialunae
saturn · 2y

The cover/sleeve on my book.

@LaDamaX
LaDamaX · 2y

My shirt

@fizzyarthur
Arthur · 2y

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