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@CrustyD
Dingus · 6 answers · 3y

Say something, you blasted asparagus!

Something... By the way, I'm a donut

@DUST
Merida · 3y

Que?

@Kate
Kate Matsuda · 3y

Something Shmomphthing. I want a solution!

@Wasserpistole
Wasserpistole · 3y

I'm more like a cumm, Quat😆

@BidenLadysMan
BidenLadysMan · 3y

As an asparagus, I lack the vocal cords necessary for speech, I am sorry, I will just be over here making your pee smell funny

@RetroKnight
Sean ⚡🤖 · 3y

NOBODY calls me Asparagus!@!!@!

@ColorStorm
inhahe · 3y

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