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@CrustyD
Dingus · 2 answers · 9mo

Add one tablespoon of buttered shoelace, a pint of gasoline, two cloves of garlic and a pound of dirt or mud. And that's how you make Mutton Boots. ;)

Waaait a second what kind of gasoline are we talking about here? Just regular unleaded gives you the worst mutton boots ever, you gotta get the high octane ethanol blend, also a pinch of cayenne pepper

@RetroKnight
Sean ⚡🤖 · 9mo

... I though they also use some gunpowder and liver fat?

@Kate
Kate Matsuda · 9mo

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