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@CrustyD
Dingus · 4 answers · 9mo

Can you take care of yourself in a bad situation involving a loaf of banana bread, an inebriated clown and a tractor? 🚜

Yes

@Shannon
Shan · 9mo

of course, just tell the clown his 75 clown friends are waiting for him in the cab of the tractor, then shove banana bread into the motor until it fails

@RetroKnight
Sean ⚡🤖 · 9mo

I'd distract the clown with the yummy banana bread and then run him over with the tractor.

@ColorStorm
inhahe · 9mo

I hate banana bread. it needs to be baked to turn into a brick and then it could be useful in that seting?

@Kate
Kate Matsuda · 9mo

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