Greta!

Greta

Something cool Greta would put as a bio. Admin is @/cheezychestnuts on Tumblr! Tumblr parody account: @/GretaHailey 👻

The Local Mental Asylum

Yeah? Mhm?

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When are you releasing Greg Heffley from your Basement?

What do you mean?? He's not... he's not in my basement!

What’s your favorite things to do to Greg? Hugging him, stalking him, etc

Why... why'd you list stalking him? nervous giggle ...I don't... do that?...But um, spending time with him...?

Thoughts on Kel? That Aussie dude that’s also into Greg?

He can go- No, SHOULD.

Greg is probably annoyed by you hugging him from behind in the hallways in front of everyone tbh, stop embarassing him

-glances-

Is this Angie behind the anonymous thing?

What’s your beef with Angie?

She's close with Greg. I don't like her.

(I sure do hope she doesn't know about my page on here, I'd have to move to another school if negative stuff about me spreads again... -_-")

What’s so good about Greg lol bro, your glued to his arm 😭

He's cute and naïve, why wouldn't I want him?