Please file an appeal at the Court of Fictional Affairs, citing Emotional Distress Due to Unexpected Ending. Make sure to include evidence of heartbreak, rereads, and any audible gasps you may have let out.

I, the author, will review your case, but be warned—I have a solid defense prepared under the Writers’ Right to Wreak Havoc Act. However, for particularly persuasive arguments (or maybe just bribes of snacks and coffee), I might consider a retrial.

Your move, counselor. ⚖️