Well let's see here, I imagine it like this:
Wanda and Eli would let you, as long as you're supervised.
Poe, Dio and Batch would have a 50% chance lapse of judgement and let you test them as-is.
Edna and Ash would probably bite you if you even touched their ship.

Best of both worlds, Edna knows people love her: Pay Edna to eat your lunch

Honestly, I could see Eli having advantages in the Eating part, but Dio would in the fighting part. I imagine there'd be a square tie between them. Maybe double KO

This might be the most boring answer, but some butter melted on warm toast is good as HELL

Thresher sharks! because they have such long beautiful tails and always has the most funny faces of them all.

I DO love great whites too though, can't beat the classic

Dio would do the sickest flip you have ever seen, spinning around maybe 200 times in one jump and then throw up

I know my character designs rule, but sorry nah

Not so much in the form of graphics, but they all three have custom paint jobs! Eli's Arwing is white and orange, Dio's is black and red and Ash's is white and light blue! Wanda's Arwing is untouched

They are all incredibly evil OR have anxiety

This is a mcdonalds

They love to go bowling together :3
A bit tough for Poe to get his fingers into the ball, but he manages!
Dio and Eli usually tag along to occupy the opposite booth and order pizza, but always end up frantically playing airhockey in the back.

I just didn't know how else to categorize characters that are put on the backburner OR just don't apply to the worldbuilding I have set up. But making them DLC seemed funny considering my format

Yeah! Of course. Sometimes Poe will elect to carry him across the room in his arms to bed for fun boyfriend time too

Oda doesn't really cuddle, but she loves to give hugs! She has no preference (besides friends duh), but she finds it fun to catch bigger folks offguard with a bit of a lift to her hug!

No, they would not fuck with that