Retrospring is now in read-only mode until September 1st when the site will fully shut down! Read more

@Lucifer_Countri
Lucifer · 1 answer · 9mo

My brother walks into the room, stone-faced and quiet- he walks up next to me and waits at LEAST two whole minutes to mutter out: “I slipped.” So I ask “how???”

“I spilled shampoo on the floor.. and tried to.. catch myself… by.. grabbing the water.” I fucking sob laughed

This is so fuckin Soldiercore lmao, or Scoutcore

@FoolsgoldFenrir
Foolsie · 9mo

Retrospring uses Markdown for formatting

*italic text* for italic text

**bold text** for bold text

[link](https://example.com) for link