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anon · 3mo

If you had the opportunity to somehow reality shift yourself to being a mountain sized blob for a single day, and then snap back to reality with zero seconds passing, would you do it? I'd be a mind melting experience for a normal human, and your mind would likely be changed forever, making you unable to function afterward, setting you on the path to endless gluttony. Would one/you even consider it, knowing the consequences?

in the time it took you to write the question i have already experienced this and i've already full well decided that i will manifest it into happening. there is no circumstance in which i do not fit as a fucking stupidly massive continental blob so huge that waves lap against his sagging thighfolds and his tits surge across the land and crush everything in his path. for you this might have been a life-changing experience, but with the way things are going, i wouldn't be surprised if it was just a regular thursday. in other words... i wouldn't just consider it, i'd dive headfirst into it

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