anon · 3mo
Super gassy Remilia causing the scarlet mist through magical farts…fed by a morbidly obese Sakuya who’s making messes more than cleaning them…with Patchouli filling the whole library with her mass as she reads up on cooking books…and Meiling being so fa she covers the mansion entrance with her lard as she dozes away…I call it Embodiment of the Scarlet Dough
just one of many potential obesity epidemic scenarios in the touhou universe. if you're willing to believe it the scarlet devil mansion somehow is NOT the worst group of characters in gensokyo in such a hypothetical scenario. on the contrary i'd be willing to hedge my bets that the denizens of former hell would be the worst considering the fact that okuu's whole schtick is radioactivity meaning her assblasts would trip the geiger counter multiple times over, not to mention that yuugi hoshiguma's reputation as part of the former big four of the mountain would probably mean that her gluttony is equally destructive too...
