this is gonna be my freaky side coming out but the best kinds of assblasts are ones that are wet and sloppy. they're the ones that indicate horrific slobbery and shitty eating habits the best, as though the person making them is incapable of holding them in or cares so little about their personal hygiene that they'll just do it mindlessly without thinking. also coincidentally they sound the best when listening to slob asmrs. fucking weak to those