well in an ideal world i wouldn't be caught at all let alone so weak to the motives that i'd kill anybody over it. but given that you say "what do you think YOU'D do in it" probably implies that i'm in it for fetishy reasons so i may as well go the full mile and say that i'd ideally want something in the style of mr creosote where i'm being fed a bunch of meals until i'm so grossly overfed that someone's taunting me by putting a wafer thin mint in front of me. i grapple with it and weakly say i'm not gonna do it, only for me to open my mouth and swallow it... my stomach growls and grows before... the chair breaks and i'm sent to the ground, completely immobilised and helpless as more people surround me with more and more food... here's hoping i get out of this one intact

(i'm not actually into bursting very much but i'm into burst teasing a LOT)