Sometimes you just don't know the answer 'til someone's on their knees and asks you. "She would've made such a lovely bride what a shame she's fucked in the head, " they said but you'll find the real thing instead she'll patch up your tapestry that I shred and hold your hand while dancing, never leave you standing, crestfallen on the landing with champagne problems. Your mom's ring in your pocket, her picture in your wallet, you won't remember all my champagne problems, you won't remember all my champagne problems...