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Anonymous · 2mo

anyway now that you read my really unhinged long thing i'll state, with much less unhinged energy that i think that if you have Oscar working as your desktop assistant he should have to eat all the tracking cookies. And get fat. idk it would just be really nice if websites sent all their cookies to a otter that can actually use them. He can eat the spam emails too. You can play with him using your mouse afterwards too.

YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! Making him all chubby and flustered!!!!! And you can totally poke and prod his tummy with your curser,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and eventually, his programming will get addicted to those cookies to the point he cant stop himself from chowing down,,,,,,,,

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