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Anonymous Coward · 6mo

Preference of enemy that uses Zelda like a cheap sextoy?

Bokoblins obviously, they give the best dick in Hyrule. Many a marriage has been wrecked when one or both partners fell on their knees to serve unwashed Bokoblin dick.

@Phazon_Slut
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