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Unknown Unit · 1y

What is the worst way to prepare and eat eggs?

Crush the egg in a bowl with your feet, keep the shells, microwave it in shallow toilet water for 49 minutes, then eat whatever is left of it while standing upside down.

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Enigma · 1y

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