first word that pops into your head when you read this ask go go go

Do you own any nerf guns

h-hewwo? hewwo???

aren't you tired of doing human shit? don't you just want to be ape

tell me about your blorbos. especially the ones from your mind

Men?

Is kidder ratio god, yes or yes

are trans people based

Okay sorry about the wawa cat what's your favorite garden hose setting

wawa

dan dan is the greatest opening of all time

Listen man… I GOTTA know… Why are gay people based???