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hnngggg you have to water me. you have to water me with your questions!!

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the follower · 21 answers · 7mo

🦀🦀🦀RETROSPRING IS FUCKING DEAD🦀🦀🦀

A Pervert · 8mo

oooh I'm not gonna give you candy. I'm taking it away I'm putting it in a drawer. I'm not gonna give you candy I'm putting it deep in a drawer. Oh no there's ants in the drawer oh no. Oh no the ants are on me help. Help I'm sorry I'll give you the candy. Help I'm so itchy. God help me theyre in all the cabinets please I'm so itchy. OHHH im giving you CANDY OHH I'M SO ITCHY OHH THEY'VE INVADED OUR HOME, WE HAVE TO EVACUATE, IM GIVING YOU CANDY IN MY CAR HOP IN. IM SO ITCHY. IM LEAVING IN GIVING CANDY IM

[Theodore Selville directly before *The Girls of Rock n' Roll segment in The Chipmunk Adventure voice] NOOOOOO MY CANDY

NOOOOOOO PLEASE DON'T GIVE ME ANTS THOSE LITTLE FUCKERS GIVE ME THE HEEBIE JEEBIES WHEN TOO MANY GET INDOORS WHAT HAVE GOU DOOOOONE

Also. Our home? Are we roommates, now, Anon? Oh my god we were ROOMMATES?

See, this is what happens when you impose candy sanctions. You get ants. Sprays you down with the hose.

A Pervert · 8mo

I'm giving you CANDY AGAIN (runs myself over with my car)

eats my candy while sitting in the emergency dept waiting room after I take you to the hospital for running yourself over with your car

I will do my best to commit insurance fraud so that you don't have to pay a zillion dollars

RileyG · 8mo

Following your post! honkhonks clown nose God that Cookie Crisp wolf is so fucking HOT. My day was pretty uneventful but good! Do you have an OC that you most relate to yourself? Idk what a natal chart is, shoe size 10, just the right amount? Hmm... Anne

A Pervert · 8mo

Instead of watering you with a question im giving you a daily reminder to water yourself irl. HYDRATION IS IMPORTANT CANDY

A Pervert · 8mo

ohh I'm gonna give you candy so bad. I'm gonna give you candy. I'm giving candy I'm handing it out to you. Ooooh I'm giving you candy so bad. I'm reaching out with a candy I'm giving you candy so bad. Candy so bad. I'm giving you candy my hand it's reaching out I'm giving you candy so bad giving the candy I'm giving the

I forgot I had set anon names to "A Pervert" so I was like "Wow I'm finally being kidnapped! With candy! Just like the TV said I would!" before remembering I did this to myself.

Anyway.

GIVES U A CANDY IN RETURN we're exchanging candies and now we're buddies and our palms touched and we're linked FOREVER!! 💖💖💖

RileyG · 8mo

(Waters you with questions)

What's your favorite shota archetype?

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