maury is a big boy who likes his toys big. i'm kidding (but am i wrong?) despite your big lump of muscles, you're very cute, like, extremely cute, why is that? not to mention, very clingy (not a bad thing), and funny if he wants to be.

pls know that i enjoy talking to you and i enjoy your golden retriever energy (a horny one). i'll respond to you as soon as i'm able, bubby. don't sulk. big smooch from your tiny daddy