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@hyprsonicbluejay
Mythra · 7 answers · 9mo

If you were a demon, what would you do?

Get a drink and lay down on a beach somewhere, because my work on earth apparently is already done.

@Orange_Lantern
Orange Lantern · 8mo

destroy capitalism >:3

@puniko
Puniko · 9mo

Be very bad at my job... (my internal mental image is very "the Screwtape letters" coded)

@EverBeyondReach
EverBeyondReach · 9mo

use my newfound powers to make quotidian tasks slightly less difficult 😌

@aronia
Aronia · 9mo

Arson and cause more chaos

@Toko_Gay
Toko · 9mo

Posess all fascists and nazis and turn them into femboys

@MagicLike
MagicLike | now on Fragsturztaube · 9mo

Annoy the HECK out of Doomguy. Like the Scythe 2 Evil Marine, or the Cyberdemon in the wow.wad pit, or whatever enemy in the new Doom games people hate most (idk because I haven't played them)

@f00fc7c8
the f00fy one · 9mo

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