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Miya Ironami · 17 answers · 8mo

What warnings would show up on your packaging?

May contain dangerous levels of nerditiy and lack of realism.
Use responsibly.
Only apply in small doses.
Prolonged exposure can lead to desire to quit on product entirely.

Product may hug uncontrollably
Volatile materials - Explosive
Contents contain high amounts of yuri

DEAD DOVE: DO NOT EAT
This device is compliant with FCC part 15
FRAGILE DO NOT DROP
DO NOT THE CAT
among others

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