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what is mqs :0 pls speak noemal mimi
main quests i forgor what tehyre called in starrail
Seeing HSR fans panic over Castorice possibly getting ship bait with the Trailblazer is so fucking funny and well-deserved karma for them hyping up Castorice to shit on Varesa and calling the latter goonerbait. I hope it remains that way while Varesa gets a good SQ and good characterization. It’ll be such fitting punishment and prove all the hate was for nothing and once again typical forced Natlan hate.
LMAOOO its sooooo funny bc theyre all overreacting too 😭😭 like every character in this damn has TB fanservice and phainon was glued to TB in all of 3.0 so why is castorice being the designated "waifu" (we dont evne knwo that she willbe) the dealbreaker
castordei is actually so peak if they bothered to write it instead of keeping him glued to one guy idk
they keep sneaking castordei in the mqs too (im delulu)
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Cheers to retro and my insane anons
"Castorices animations being so badass is so funny considering mydei ***** *** ***** *** ** ***********" oomf what does this mean. Is it horny
Yes
https://x.com/fujoshidae/status/1894768260828299409
These people are crazy damn. They really think people who don't ship Anaxa in yaoi are homophobes and just want him out of the way, like maybe they just like both m/m and m/f and its not that deep. Anaxa really getting the obnoxious Kaveh stans all over his ass, rip for his character.
this lowkey insane. rip to these people btu im differnt anacine better anyways
of course you're stupid and think heterophobia exists
? no i dont?
I can't believe nvfr got clowned for joking that Misha is their son but hkvh shippers can say that Moze, Ratio and now Anaxa are hvh kids and that's fine
No but you see its het which means its heteronormative (its ok when yaoi does it tho)
this killed me to type
heyyy love ur fics!, are u taking commissions? 🩷
Not currently lol but i do take suggestions..
Handsome Utaha https://x.com/pasta_bar415/status/1890019180801585352
need very badly thnak you for the gidft
already saw an emk acc calling mizuki yae's sister. people really can't just have a notp without trying to sibling zone.
little do they know that only makes it better
Nah, I have to agree with that one anon about what they said about Fontaine. Genshintwt doesn’t give a single shit about good writing nor representation and will happily eat up dropped conflict and plot lines (Navia and Clorinde, Wrio and Lyney, etc), plot holes, Deus ex machinas, and characters being isolated from each other and not allowed to interact as long as you slap on shallow ship bait and feed into shallow cultural stereotypes Genshintwt believes in.
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The only ones that feel like they push ships are Sumeru and Sumeru twt made that everyone's problem. Remember how they act at anyone who ships Alhaitham with a character other than Kaveh.
Looks at how they treated cytham....
Unpopular opinion here but I think with few exceptions, Hyv pushes several ships and leaves it up to interpretation? You can see Beigguang, but I feel like Ninglan gets food too. Yae has chemistry with every woman she talks to. In HSR you can ship Dh with Blade or Jy, I don't think they'll ever commit one way or another. And I think they also tease both Ratio and Topaz with Aventurine, but neither will be canon, it's just crumbs for fans. I just don't understand why people can enjoy the food for different flavors of ships. If you have an otp and can't stand the thought of them being broken up, block and mute instead of trying to force people not to ship something. Shipwars always existed but Hyv fandoms are a new level of crazy where people can't admit that everyone gets pandering and nothing is going to be canon.
YES LITERALLY saying onluy one is pushed is crazy work when... if mihoyo reallllyyy wants to focus One Ship it will be extra obvious lmao
fontaine truly shows that genshintwt only cares about substance, bcs everyone forgot how a massive piece of shit the archon quest was and how badly the characters and their relationships were handled, getting rid of all possible nuance that could actually make them complex.
mmmmm nahhh not true. unless htis is about meropide in which i fucking hate meropide the only good part is sigewinne
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