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@lunahd
Miku :3 · 9 answers · 11mo

heterosexual (april fools)

:whyMelt:

@__graphite
Alex · 11mo

yeahhh i like boys x3 ! wait no i actually like boys that's real

@tauon
lily · 11mo

i can accept being boring on april fools xp

@iamcatty
Soph · 11mo

as long as it's april fools....

@Ielenia
Luna Ielenia · 11mo

never!
(actually tho sometimes but not always (and not just april fool's))

@ChloeCat
ChloeCat · 11mo

absolutely not~! "Straight, straight, heterosexual, straight" would just never work!

@LianSirenia
Lian · 11mo

never

@floofylily
lily · 11mo

I always appreciate a straight shooter 🤠 (joke)

@NumbersCanBeFun
Numberz · 11mo

i would NEVER be gay or break gender norms in ANY fashion. now excuse me, i am going to put on a beige suit, watch White House Down for the fiftieth time, and give my wife no affection whatsoever.

@f00fc7c8
the f00fy one · 11mo

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