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Anonymous Circus Clown · 15d

Can you move to shitpost on Bluesky you're the only thing that keeps me here since I'm obsessed about you 😮‍💨

Honestly yeah, I can realistically start cross-posting!! 🫡 Trust me I really don't like being in Musk rat's shitty platform either, but all the gooner art keeps me here....... 😭😂 Also should you maybe be obsessed about something else... I'm just an old man you know... Maybe get a hobby or something.... Unless your hobbies are old men then idk, keep going ig LMAO--

Anonymous Circus Clown · 19d

You forgot the dating applications 😢

I didn't forget them, I was just sick and my voice wasn't in any shape to record anything.... 😔 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT

Anonymous Circus Clown · 19d

Why didn't we get chocolate covered naked Jiji for Valentine's day 😩

Anonymous Circus Clown · 19d

Which do you like better? Phaidei or Myphai?

WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME DECIDE 😩😩😩 I like both...... But maybe a slight preference for phaidei!!

Anonymous Circus Clown · 23d

Happy valentines day jiji! Can I cum in u? ;)

Happy Valentine's anon! 🫶💞 nooooOOO, what if I become pregnant 🥺🥺 what then

Anonymous Circus Clown · 24d

Happy Valentine's day anon!! 🫶💞 Don't worry, if you don't have a valentine, I'll be yours 🫰✨

Anonymous Circus Clown · 26d

What's the danger

ErosNephilim · 28d

Luci on sale?? Never thought I’d see the day

Anonymous Circus Clown · 29d

Wrong, I'm your crush and I'm expecting chocolate on the 14th

I'm gonna give you your share of the chocolate dumbass!!! Don't be impatient 🫵💢 (and greedy, grrrr)

Anonymous Circus Clown · 1mo

You're gonna give chocolate to your crush? 👀 You said that not me

It was simply a hypothetical answer to a theoretical situation, nothing more 😌✨ therefore there is no truth to that assumption.

Anonymous Circus Clown · 1mo

Cut to me wringing out my tampons in the brownie mix to give it to my favowiest pookie pooks Jiji <3

WHEEZING 😭😭😂😂 h-hey it's the thought that counts!!! Blood is blood, I'm not one to discriminate....

Anonymous Circus Clown · 1mo

Did you know that if you put your blood in Valentine's day chocolate and give it to someone they'll belong to you forever

You're suggesting I put my blood in the chocolate I'm gonna give to my crush???? 😩😩 Absolutely fucking NOT-- I have not in fact heard of this and you're INSANE

Anonymous Circus Clown · 1mo

Can we review the dating applications on Valentine's Day?

Anonymous Circus Clown · 1mo

Jiji has been so quiet lately but I hope he's doing fine 🥹

I've been really busy with cons and stuff, my apologies... 🥺🫰 I should be back to my normal yapping schedule though, you won't get rid of me that easily-- I have lots of bad tweets to tweet LMAO--

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