random · 9mo
my penis fell off it slid across the floor like a hot dog sausage on a greasy floor and fell into a pot of hot water and boiled itself
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my penis fell off it slid across the floor like a hot dog sausage on a greasy floor and fell into a pot of hot water and boiled itself
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