my boss complemented me on my out of the box solution to a problem, I get to have a short vacation with diving and fine dining starting tomorrow, hitting the shower rn

all in all good

Well I'm still alive despite going through a bad spell with my mental health.

I told my husband i hated him and his entire family the other day. Don't know why he hasn't divorced me tbh.

It's the last day of May. I love the last day of a month, I love to tell her bye and thanks for NOTHING.

new Bladee

Pay day baybee! But on a less materialistic note, I'm grateful to have another day with the people I love.

It's my off day. I don't have to work. I just finished cooking lunch [for the next three work days]. Now I'm relaxing in my bed.

Im on vacation in Poland with my girlfriend

Had breakfast and made coffee for my girlfriend.

Someone cute bumped into me.

I was asked to participate in a company's summer picnic or whatever it is, assuming the plague doesn't resume, right before 4th of July weekend...they want me to be in a dunking booth. I was leaning against it but 1) they showed me the vote and I was by far the most popular request, and 2) I get to shit-talk everyone when they come up to try to dunk me and I'm going to have like 6 weeks to work on some material for everybody, I am glad I said yes

Master of None season 3!

That tomorrow I won’t have to Zoom and it’s a 3-day weekend.

I ordered a cheeseburger with no onions and it came with no onions. ☺️

Chris Martinez attempted to make a comeback and got banned almost immediately!

Being on my day off