Shoutout to the ones that look like soggy, haunted smiley faces. I feel that.

if you give me a fry, I will eat it. I don’t love them battered but I also will still eat those. maybe my favorite i’ve ever had is a local place that had cuts them, straight, i want to say they have some kind of special oil tbh. with vinegar

Whatever shape McDonald’s ones are. They will always be my favorite fries.

Definitive 100% correct ranking:
1. Seasoned curly fries
2. seasoned shoestring cut (like you'd get at Rally's/Checkers)
3. waffle cut, like you would get at Chick Fil A before they decided to join the culture wars on the bad side
4. regular shoestring cut (think McDonald's)
5. tater tots
6. crinkle cut
7. swallowing broken glass
8. Steak Fries

I don't have one.

I like the typical belgian long and slender cut but also the british thick cut with the peel. Seasoning I like is warm and hot curry sauce ( a product of the chemical industry where they dump all their leftovers but it's delicious! ) and a good ketchup. A good ketchup is one that is smooth but not sweet like candy.

Curly fries from yuck in a box!

Like a stick and seasoned with salt and monosodium glutamate