just jerked off to your avi on fedi

it has been an honor violating opsec principles for you gay idiots

where were u wen retrospring die

i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

"retrospring is kil"

"no"

Behold, a xerox machine.
It is calibrated to copy as many as 5 pages a minute.
When you copy something, everyone will know.

You have to copy something to pass.
What will you copy?

Which burner do you prefer to use on the stove?

If you have two cups of coffee, one bad and one good, which would you start with first?

Which, or how many, chat platforms are you available on?

bite the twink

How much do you hate the x86 instruction set architecture?

what's your position on twinks

What's your heart telling you right now?

You know full well that if you are cold, they're cold....

but will you put them in your mouth?

fluffs your {tail/power cable/hair} >:3

what is your favorite acronym

what is your favorite sound to make with your mouth

What do you think of the plastic bottles with caps attached that became mandatory in the European Union?