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@releaserofbogus
bogus · 2 answers · 2y

it's meta knight's birthday!!! gift the old man all the sweets in the world because he deserves it. thinking about serving yourself covered in whipped cream, chocolate, and fruits to metadilf. the ultimate dessert 💙

I gently feed him chocolate truffles out of my hand like I'm befriending an untamed creechure.

@False_Unicorn
Leucrotta pseudomonoceros 🔞 · 2y

YES!! I'd definitely offer myself as his birthday treat!

@Juicyspace272
KITT Simp · 2y

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