Retrospring is now in read-only mode until September 1st when the site will fully shut down! Read more

saoirse
slytherin_staa

from the river to the sea 🇵🇸

archiveofourown.org
© 2025 Retrospring · About · Source code · Terms of Service · Privacy Policy · Patreon
24/7 starving of jeongchn worms i do not like worms but i like brainworms

512

Answers 421 Questions Followers 2 Following
paper bag · 12d

wrist tattoo.................hey. hey. that blood sniffing shark from finding nemo yeah that's me rn woah im so dizzyt (and wdym pallanguzhi hzcxhbrother get out of my HOUSE @$%&#)

SORRY I DELETED IT i'm leaving retro and i'll post my neospring ASAP but there's no wrist tattoo now :-((( (HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED PALLANGUSZHI. TELL ME IN MY NEOSPRING YEAH)

@slytherin_staa
saoirse · 12d
paper bag · 12d

bngchn squeals when his hole is stuffed. trust me. I know because I have stuffed his hole.

??? That was me. Identity crisis much huh

@slytherin_staa
saoirse · 12d
paper bag · 12d

https://x.com/bubblejsng/status/1894688165337653301 can you do this pleeeeeeease

Yeah why not sure

@slytherin_staa
saoirse · 12d
paper bag · 12d

fave game?

Solitaire

@slytherin_staa
saoirse · 12d
paper bag · 13d

what song is at the top of ur spotify

I don't use Spotify sorry

@slytherin_staa
saoirse · 12d
paper bag · 13d

isnt it crazy how we dont even need to use our imaginations much to wonder what chn is like in bed bc he already makes these crazy sounds n facial expressions

Right??? Seconded heavy. Slut

@slytherin_staa
saoirse · 12d
paper bag · 13d

send hand pics

i thought we were over this

@slytherin_staa
saoirse · 13d
paper bag · 13d

do you not get any hateful retros or do you just ignore them to protect your peace (i feel like you do the latter...ppl are bound to be pissed off and do the pissing off) (i like you)

ngl mate every time i see a retro pop up i get apprehensive that its a hateful one but i haven't got any in a real long time! i wonder what about me makes you think pisses idiots off

@slytherin_staa
saoirse · 13d
paper bag · 13d

thoughts on seafood 🎣

I HATE SEAFOOD execpet prawns i HATE FISH and crabs and shit like that. fish fingers and the fish we get with fish n chips is like barely okay (cause of the dipping sauce) but its. SO GROSS. i hate fish so badly eugheugheugh

@slytherin_staa
saoirse · 13d
paper bag · 13d

lawddd why can't I squeeze chnnie's butt like JUST ONCE IN THIS LIFETIME AAAAA

take a really big squishy ball and close your eyes and squeeze it

@slytherin_staa
saoirse · 13d
paper bag · 14d

How do you like sevngl!x?

Best friends, functional vs dysfunctional, lawyer vs barista, clueless and smitten versus exasperatedly fond

@slytherin_staa
saoirse · 14d
paper bag · 14d

What do I have to do to bribe you to write jngnbnchn

A more literal answer—I have an idea of catholic guilt and internalised homophobia revolving chngbn and established couple jngchn. To bribe me to write them ASA you should give me evidence of jngchn kissing

@slytherin_staa
saoirse · 14d
paper bag · 14d

would you please ever write a hyperspecific british au

i don't go out enough for that

@slytherin_staa
saoirse · 14d
paper bag · 14d

after retro ends will you miss it like an old friend or get a rebound (neospring) or both

i will miss it like a lover and maaaaaaaybe get a neospring

@slytherin_staa
saoirse · 14d
paper bag · 14d

pls tell me if you'll have another anon platform like retro after retro closes

i'm thinking about it. i don't do rebounds i've built an intimate connection to this site

@slytherin_staa
saoirse · 14d
© 2025 Retrospring · About · Source code · Terms of Service · Privacy Policy · Patreon

Retrospring uses Markdown for formatting

*italic text* for italic text

**bold text** for bold text

[link](https://example.com) for link