yeah so i need you to understand that a) people don’t die AFTER i do cpr they’re already dead or i wouldn’t be doing cpr in the first place; b) i’m being serious, i do cpr to mirotic because it’s the appropriate rate and i’ve done it on enough arrests at this point that it would genuinely be harmful for me to try to switch it out. if you think i at any point am letting the song i do cpr to effect my clinical care just to do it for the joke or whatever you would be wrong; and c) the us out of hospital cardiac arrest survival rate is like 7%. i’ve gotta cope somehow with the fact that over 90% of the patients i do cpr on i will have failed to get pulses back on. but hey, next time i do cpr on a baby after the mom accidentally suffocated her infant to death i’ll be sure to tweet that instead of saying mirotic claimed another victim, thanks for the feedback 👍