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Steven
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hey u goober ask me some questions!! (no sexual)

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creeping crawlies · 1y
creeping crawlies · 1y

no steven it was not conie calling you bald minecraft friend

creeping crawlies · 1y

hii bald minecraft friend

creeping crawlies · 1y

stoven i rlly like kyoko . like a lot . shes so silly and pretty and pretty . shes the only reason i ever knew about dr ! -from conie

creeping crawlies · 1y

Business is booming, retail's roaring
We'll eliminate you, cocky MCs

Bling Bling, hangin' down jingle-jangle
Well-suited for this Naniwa flavor
Pile on the patterns, make 'em clash
I love you after all this is our calling (Swag!)
Osaka's 24K gold magic
This city hits you an endless stream of gaudy
"Keep sleeptalkin' and we'll get mad, y'know!"
Doesn't being flashy suit us just fine?

creeping crawlies · 1y

hi its angelfish. im going to touch you with my magical rod

𐙚 pix !! · 1y

steven i know what you are STOP WITH THE SAMPO HATE COMMENTS

creeping crawlies · 1y
creeping crawlies · 1y

im going to touch you

creeping crawlies · 1y

when my dad yells at me he goes "I'LL THROW A FUCKING ROCK AT YOUR HEAD ARE YOU FUCKING R worded? WANT ME TO HIT YOU, WANT ME TO FUCKING PUT YOUR HAND ON THE STOVE? AND WATCH IT FUCKING BURN. smacks stove I'LL FUCKING PUT YOUR PHONE IN THE MICROWAVE AND MAKE YOU WATCH IT BURN!!! "

creeping crawlies · 1y
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creeping crawlies · 1y
creeping crawlies · 1y

why do you like men ? its fucking disgusting . please go get a life and stop wanting every man with muscles to blow your back out . its so fucking gross . what makes it attractive ? whats next youre gonna want elvis presley inside you bc someone drew him with muscles ? yeah i can see it . why are you how you are . i cant with gays bro . bc like the bible says gays are bad ! you cant be like this . go get fucked by a chair with muscles for all i care .

you're making it seem like thats bad? i'd let a chair do wild things if it had muscles

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