if i were to rate it on the olympic gymnastic scale, they would fail the execution score, like, straight zeros across the board. there's no technical prowess happening there on either part. it's all sweaty rabbit humping and awkward lanky limbs tangling and that really gross uncoordinated inexperienced kind of kissing where your teeth keep clacking together. chemistry-wise, though, i think it's crazy good and they're obsessed with each other forever after (insane asylum orderlies start dragging me back to my padded cell) and then they get married and have 12 children and live happily ever after