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@CrustyD
Dingus · 5 answers · 2y

What's the most backhanded compliment you received?

You dance like a stripper?
You’re smarter than you look?
It’s a toss up.

@LaDamaX
LaDamaX · 2y

Handsome for a black man - a girlfriend's mom one time

@RetroKnight
Sean ⚡🤖 · 2y

“You have a great face for make up” Which when it was said didn’t feel like a compliment, but everyone started agreeing 🤷🏻‍♀️

@ClaireBear
Claire · 2y

You would make a great husband, but I don't want to date you just yet... still irks me.

@Andy
Pandy · 2y

"You have a really pretty girlfriend." - Meaning 1st:I do not deserve her, 2nd:Im an ugly bitch in comparison, 3rd: I only would fuck her, not you!

@Kate
Kate Matsuda · 2y

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