'my dick isn't long enough to reach Berkeley'

I’d think he was listening to a Color Me Bad song from 1990 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Oxu3pq319r0 and I’d laugh. If I could, personally, in his face. All the better. Schmuck.

'Color me badd, but let me take off all ya clothes....'

"Come over!!"

So does my girl

It would depend on the context

I would throw up

Not that he would, but I’d block and not respond. I don’t like opening cans of worms.

"That sounds like a YOU problem, God Bless"

Grrrrummmbl! She doesn't know my number to start with ....