Large pit stains

Some rebel buttoms of my shirt decide to get free and expose my bra at work 🤦‍♀️

So there was a stage show I performed in where I wore tights, and they stretched to the point they were kinda see through. Which basically meant I was in my boxers on stage performing :o

The butt seam of my trousers ruptured while bending forward. it was a pair of old jeans but I loved them.

I guess the time my friend thought it would be funny to sneak up behind and pants me at a softball game, which it was, later

My pants ripped in public

I took a some underwear to work in my pant pocket. Once in my front pocket and a second time in my back pocket. The first time a student noticed that something was hanging out but didn’t realize what it was. The second time my student realized what it was. 😅