https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horned_deity

As fuck. 😘

god is beyond needs

if we talk about Zeus, yes

No way, no dudes would have ever been created, it woulda been like ten billion Eves

Must have been when he created some of the women on this planet.... HAWWWWTTT DAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMMM!!!!

"Der heilige Geist kommt auf die Erde" bekommt so eine ganz neue Bedeutung

are single-celled organisms sexy?

Probably - especially if he's all-seeing

Everything is God, and some people (and animals) are horny, therefore God is horny.

Ẃell he did create a planet of absolute horndogs, apparently in his image, so we'll leave it at that.

Probably, nothing of great import was ever done except to get laid.