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@Wieselmann
Daniel · 13 answers · 4y

How should i name my new vacuum cleaning robot?

Sucker

@nilsding
Jyrki 🦊🐾 · 4y

just wait and see what its personality is like

@nachopee
Teo · 4y

Jimmy Neutron

@Hioloi
Hioloi · 4y

Sucky McSuckface

@precariousteats
nefarious yeets · 4y

Googles 'Celebrities with cocaine habit', clicks on a list, and reads the first name... You should name it Robot Downey, Jr.

@oceanmachine
Ｏｃｅａｎ Ｍａｃｈｉｎｅ · 4y

B1

@JeffSmith
J1smith · 4y

Robot The Bruce. ... ;)

@Kate
Kate Matsuda · 4y

"SucCleaner"

@fizzyarthur
Arthur · 4y

Inspektor John

@Wasserpistole
Wasserpistole · 4y

Write a bunch of random names on torn pieces of paper. Scatter them all over your house and set the robot loose. Once it's done cleaning, unpack it and read the first paper that comes out of the waste bin inside it.

@ZouBisouBisou
Alice 💋 · 4y

Roll

@4001
#4001 · 4y

Pleasuretron 5000

@Andy
Pandy · 4y

I always make up some initials that spell out a name, for example my robot is named A. D. A. M. (a dumb ass miscreant) but your mileage may vary

@RetroKnight
Sean ⚡🤖 · 4y

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