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@lucidiot
~lucidiot · 9 answers · 2y

What is your favorite way to egg a cook?

the button

@desea
desea · 1y

In a pan, fried from both sides :3

@alu
alu · 2y

😏

@puniko
Puniko · 2y

I use the pan and I either scramble or cook it like a burger

@JessicaFEREM
Jes · 2y

First, you must build a trebuchet. Then, source only the finest ostrich egg. Next, calculate the distance, ans trajectory required to land a shot on the cook. Note their daily movements, and habits to ensure a better chance of success.

@AMoonRabbit
AMoonRabbit · 2y

I think I would just pelt the cook with spoiled brethren whose souls had passed on

@rainbowpink
mana · 2y

With an automatic egg launcher.

@BobOmbMonkey
BobOmbMonkey · 2y

Rewind.

@Danger
Burger Queen · 2y

Throwing.

@pyrox
Pyrox · 2y

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